One of my students got a job with a local landscaping company. She clashed with the owner in the first week. I don't know the details. Personality conflict, maybe. New kid on the block. Maybe someone spit in her oatmeal. Who knows.
"Oh, yeah. The owner hates you, too," my student tells me.
"Me? What the hell did I do?"
"You're a know-it-all with your column in the paper. Says you don't know shit."
I know it all.
My high school teachers would find that hiiiiiiilarious.